Ross: I love this apartment! Isn't it perfect? I can't believe I never realized how great it is!
Rachel: Well, that's because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man.

Phoebe: You mean whenever Monica and Chandler where, like, you know, doing laundry or going grocery shopping or... Oh! All that time Monica spent on the phone with sad Linda from camp?
Rachel: Uh-huh. Doing it; doing it; phone-doing it.
Phoebe: Oh! Oh, I can't believe it! I mean, I think it's great! For him. She might be able to do better.

Joey: Now, enough of us know that we could just tell them that we know! Then all the lying and the secrets will finally be over!
Phoebe: Or we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own.
Rachel: What do you mean?
Phoebe: Well, you know, every time that they say that they're, like, doing laundry, we'll just give them a bunch of laundry to do.
Rachel: Oh! I... I would enjoy that!

Monica: You are so cute! How did you get to be so cute?
Chandler: Well, my Grandfather was Swedish and my Grandmother was actually a tiny little bunny.

Phoebe: Bye, Chandler! I miss you already.
Chandler: Okay, did you see that?! With the inappropriate... and the pinching!
Monica: Actually, I did!
Chandler: Okay, so now do you believe that she's attracted to me?
Monica: Oh! Oh my God! Oh my God! She knows about us!
Chandler: Are you serious?
Monica: Phoebe knows, and she's just trying to freak us out! That's the only explanation for it!
Chandler: Okay, but what about, you know, my pinchable butt, and my bulging biceps... She knows!

Phoebe: They thought they could mess with us! They're trying to mess with us? They don't know that we know they know we know! And Joey, you can't say anything!
Joey: I couldn't if I wanted too.

Joey: Hey, hey, check it out! Check it out! Ugly Naked Guy's got a naked friend!
Rachel: Oh yeah! ...Oh my God! That is our friend! It's Naked Ross!