Rachel: I can't get started with all that Ross stuff again. I mean, he's gonna br screwed up for a long time. And besides, y'know, I don't... I don't go for guys right after they get divorced.
Monica: Right. You only go for them five minutes before they get married.

Chandler: What are you doing?
Joey: Nothing.
Chandler: You built a fort, didn't ya?
Joey: Kinda.
Chandler: Oh my God, the air purifier! Ross's air purifier! All I heard through four years of college was mmmmhmmhmmmmmm...
Joey: Dude, you should've gone out once and a while.
Chandler: I hate this thing!
Joey: Come on, Chandler, Ross is our friend. He needs us right now, so why don't you be a grown up and come and watch some TV in the fort!

Larry: Hey, ready for dinner?
Phoebe: Oh, absolutely!
Larry: Great! Uh, you wanted to go the Italian place down on Bleaker Street, right?
Phoebe: Oh, I love that place! So no.
Larry: How about Mama Lizetti's?
Phoebe: Yuck. Sure!

Phoebe: Now, if after dinner you still, like, really need to bust someone, I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose.