Joey: Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were all stuck in her with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said, "Rachel," at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I hid this in here.
Monica: Oh, candy bars, crossword puzzles...
Phoebe: Oo, Madlibs! Mine!
Chandler: Condoms?
Joey: You don't know how long we're gonna be in here! We may have to repopulate the Earth.
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?

Joey: Oh, so your weekend was a total bust?
Chandler: Uh, no, I got to see Donald Trump waiting for an elevator.

Joey: What are you guys woofing about?
Monica: Chandler stole a Twenty from my purse!
Joey: No! You know what? Now that I think about it, I constantly find myself without twenties and you always have lots!

Ross: You should've seen the look on her face. I don't want Rachel to hate me! I don't know what to do.
Joey: You want my advice?
Ross: Yes, please!
Joey: You're not gonna like it.
Ross: That's okay.
Joey: You got married to fast.
Ross: That's not advice!
Joey: I told ya.

Joey: Hey, Mr. Bing. That, uh, hotel you stayed at called. Said someone left an eyelash curler in your room.
Chandler: Yes, that was mine.
Joey: 'Cause I figured you hooked up with some girl and she'd left it there.
Chandler: Yes, that would have made more sense.
Joey: You know, I... I don't even feel like I know you anymore, man! All right, look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time. And whatever you say, I'll believe ya. Were you or were you not on a gay cruise?

Rachel: You gotta come with me!
Phoebe: Come where?
Rachel: Wherever I go! Come on! You and me. We'll... we'll start a new group! We're the best ones!
Phoebe: Okay, but try and get Joey, too.

Chandler: Well, y'know, you and me, it had to end sometime.
Monica: Why, exactly?
Chandler: Because of the weekend, we had a fight.
Monica: Chandler, that's crazy! If you give up every time you have a fight with someone, you'd never be with anyone longer than.... Oh!

Phoebe: Oh, hey, Monica, I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention.
Monica: Yeah, I saw him waiting for an elevator. Hey, Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler? I think I lost mine.
Joey: Oh! Oh! Oh!