Phoebe: I still cannot believe you're engaged! Just 'cause it's happening so fast, not 'cause you're such a loser.

Ross: Uh, has anyone seen Rach?
Monica: Uh, she's upstairs not doing the dishes! And I'll tell ya something, you know? I'm not doing them this time! I don't care if those dishes sit in the sink until they're all covered with... I'll do them when I get home!

Chandler: So, uh, what are you in for?
Marjorie: I talk in my sleep.
Chandler: What a coincidence! I listen in my sleep.