Chandler: Your pants!
Phoebe: Oh, yeah! You like 'em? I just... I went to a used clothes store and got, like, a bunch of maternity stuff. These are so comfortable!
Joey: Uh, Pheebs, those are, uh, those are Santa pants.
Phoebe: What?
Chandler: Santa pants. Santa Claus's pants.
Phoebe: Nuh-uh! They're maternity pants. Look, they even came with a list of baby names. See, these names are good, and these names are bad. ...Oh.

Chandler: Just remember to wake us up before you go-go.

Joey: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Come on! Come on, let's trade! The timing's perfect, I just clogged the toilet!

Joey: Come on, man. You know I'd do it for you! Because you're my best friend.
Chandler: All right, but you can't use that again for a whole year.