Ross: Yeah, she's got to go back to London. But you know what? I've been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together, and then that's it. Y'know?
Joey: Hey, that's what all my relationships are like.
Chandler: Yes, but in Ross's case, they both know in two weeks that's it.

Phoebe: Being pregnant is hard on your tummy.
Joey: Hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant lady glow.
Phoebe: That's sweat. You throw up all morning, you'll have that glow, too.

Monica: Or if you want to kiss him, umm, you could use mistletoe.
Rachel: Oh? It's not Christmas!
Monica: Or Spin the Bottle?
Rachel: And he's not 11!

Joey: Uh, well, when is the baby due?
Phoebe: Six months.
Joey: Ugh. Now, if a cow should die of natural causes, I could have one of those, right?
Phoebe: Not if I get there first.