Chandler: That's right, yes. I'm being transferred to Yemen.
Janice: When?
Chandler: I don't know exactly.
Janice: Well, I will just have to soak up every ounce of Chandler Bing until that moment comes!
Chandler: But I do know it's sometime tomorrow!

Chandler: I'm only pretend-moving to Yemen, okay? It's the only way I can get rid of her.
Joey: Oh, good one! And "Yemen," that actually sounds like a real country!

Janice: Chandler, come on. I'm gonna show you how to roll up your underwear and stuff it in your shoes. It's a real space-saver.
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, I do that 'cause it makes me look taller.

Rachel: What are these?
Monica: Oh, electrical plans for the building.
Rachel: Okay, okay, okay... should I be scared?
Monica: I know that switch has got to do something, okay? So I went down to city hall and got these. All I had to do was pay $25 dollars and wait in line for three hours.
Rachel: Wow! If only more people knew!

Ross: No, I'm not stopping, I'm Red Ross!
Joey: Dude, you go back out there, you're gonna be Dead Ross!

Ross (being hugged by Emily): Eee!
Emily: I'm sorry, did I hurt you?
Ross: It's worth the pain. [She hugs him again.] You know what, you know what? It's not.