Ross: So why don't you quit?
Chandler: You don't think I've tried? You think I like have 50 dollars taken out of my bank account every month? No, they make you go all the way down there! Then they use all these phrases and peppiness to try to confuse you. And then they bring out Maria.
Ross: Who is Maria?
Chandler: Ah, Maria. You can't say no to her. She's like this lycra/spandex covered gym... treat.

Ross: One more time: Hey, don't you want a washboard stomach and rock hard pecs?
Chandler: No, I want a flabby gut and saggy man-breasts.

Rick: Would you mind spending some time on my sciatic area? It's been killing me today.
Phoebe: You mean the... okay, by sciatic, you mean the... towel covered portion.
Rick: Yeah.
Phoebe: Sure. Yeah. No, I can do that, yeah, because, um, you know, usually the muscles in the sciatic area can get, you know, real nice... and tight.

Mr. Treeger: You want me to kick you guys out instead?
Joey: No, you can't do that. Where would the chick and the duck live?
Mr. Treeger: You have pets?
Joey: Noooo. No no no. No, those are, uh... nicknames. Yeah. I'm The Chick and Chandler's The Duck.
Mr. Treeger: Huh. I would of thought it was the other way around.

Mr. Treeger: I got something you can do.
Joey: What? What is it?
Mr. Treeger:Can you be my dancing partner?
Joey: That's not prison lingo is it?