Phoebe: All right, I'll do it. I kissed him before I can do it again.
Joey: You see this, this is a friend.
Phoebe: Uh huh, let's go. Oh, wait I have gum. Okay. [They kiss.] Good, very good. Firm but tender. I'd recommend you to a friend.

Phoebe: Oh! Someone's wearing the same clothes they had on last night. Someone get a little action?
Chandler: I may have.
Monica: Woo-hoo! Stud!
Ross: What's she look like?
Chandler: Well, we haven't exactly met, we just stayed up all night talking on the Internet.
Monica: Woo-hoo! Geek!

Chandler: Well, I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing. Give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble Yum.

Joey: Come on, Chandler! I want this part soo much. Just one kiss, I won't tell anyone.
Chandler: Joey, no means no!

Phoebe: What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy. I mean you don't get chances like this all the time. If you don't meet her now, you're gonna be kicking yourself when you're eighty, which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip.

Ross: All right, I've been feeling incredibly guilty about this, because I wanna be a good friend, and damn it, I am a good friend. So just... just shut up and close your eyes.
[Ross kisses Joey.]
Joey: Wow, you are a good friend. Of course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.