Eddie: See, now I don't think you're being fair. I mean, one night you see me and you get scared. I mean, what about all the other nights when you don't see me, huh? What about last night when you went and got a drink of water and I was nice enough to hide behind the door, what's that about, huh?

Rachel: This is like reading about my own life. I mean, this book could have been called Be Your Own Windkeeper, Rachel.
Phoebe: I don't think it would have sold a million copies, but it would have made a nice gift for you.

Rachel: Why do we always have to do everything according to your time table?
Ross: Actually, it's the movie theatre that has the time schedule. So you don't miss the beginning.
Rachel: No, see this isn't about the movie theatre. This is about you stealing my wind.
Monica: You go girl! I can't pull that off, can I?
Ross: Excuse me? Your... your... your wind?
Rachel: Yes, my wind. How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?
Ross: You... you know I... I don't have a... have a problem with that.

Ross: What... what's that?
Joey: It's my VISA bill. "Envelope one of two." That can't be good.

Joey: I fell down an elevator shaft.
Gunther: That sucks. I was buried in an avalanche.
Joey: What?
Gunther: I used to be "Bryce" on All My Children.

Eddie: Hey, man, check it out. I got some great stuff to dehydrate here. I got some grapes, I got some apricots... I thought it would be really cool to see what happens with these water balloons.

Eddie: Why doesn't my key work and what's all my stuff doing downstairs?
Chandler: Well, I'm... I'm sorry. Uh, have we met?
Eddie: It's Eddie, you freak. Your roommate.
Chandler: I... I'm sorry, I, uh, I already have a roommate.
Joey: Hello.
Chandler: Yeah, he's lived here for years, I don't... I don't know what you're talking about, man.
Eddie: No, he... he moved out and I moved in.
Chandler: Well, I... I think we'd remember something like that.
Joey: I know I would.
Eddie: Well, that's, uh... that's a good point. Um, okay, well, uh, I guess I got the wrong apartment then. I... I'm... look, I'm, you know, I'm sorry, I'm terribly sorry.

Joey: A little foos?
Chandler: Absolutely.
Joey: What happened to the foosball?
Chandler: Uh, that's a cantelope.

Joey: Well, I had a whole ceramic zoo thing going over there. But now, without the other ones, it just looks tacky.
Chandler: So is he housetrained, or is he gonna leave little bathroom tiles all over the place? Stay! Good... Stay! Good fake dog.