Chandler: Excuse me, you guys are getting tattoos?
Rachel: Yes, but you can not tell Ross, 'cause I want to surprise him.
Joey: Wow, this is wild. What're you gonna get?
Phoebe: Um, I'm getting a lily... for my Mom. 'Cause her name's Lily.
Chandler: Wow, that's lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch?

Mrs. Geller: So, did you kids thank Dr. Burke for the ride?
Ross: Uh, actually, Mom, I think Monica thanked him for the both of us.

Joey: Can you believe this place?
Chandler: I know, this is a great apartment.
Joey: I was just in the bathroom, and there's mirrors on both sides of you. So when you're in there it's like you're peein' with the Rockettes!

Mr. Geller: Look, I know what you're going through. When I turned fifty I got the Porsche. You, you got your own little speedster.
Richard: Guys, seriously, it is not like that.
Mr. Geller: Tell you what, maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I could...
Ross: Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence.
Mr. Geller: What? I'm kidding. You know I'd never let him touch the Porsche.

Phoebe: I like this lily. It's more open, you know, and that's like my mom. She had a more open, giving spirit. Oh! Foghorn Leghorn! Oh!

Monica: You remember that video I found of mom and dad?
Ross: Yeah.
Monica: Well, I just caught the live show.

Chandler: I'll just turn your, uh, bedroom into a game room or something. You know, put the foosball table in there.
Joey: Woah. Why do you get to keep the table?
Chandler: I did pay for half of it.
Joey: Yeah. And, uh, I paid for the other half.
Chandler: All right, I'll tell you what: I'll play you for it.
Joey: All right, you're on. I can take two minutes out of my day to kick your ass!
Chandler: Your little men are gonna get scored on more times than your sister!
Joey: Woah! Woah, woah, woah! Which sister?