Phoebe (to Monica): "Wait! Does he eat chalk? Just 'cause I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl."

Chandler: "...and I realize, there's a phone..... there."

Chandler: "...and it turns out it's my mother, which is very strange because... she NEVER calls."

Ross (to Phoebe): "Stop cleansing my aura!"

Ross: Hellooo.
Joey: This guy says hello and I want to kill myself.

Monica: Okay, everybody. Relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.

Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Did I say that out loud?

Ross: I dont want to be single, I want to be married again.
(Rachel runs in in wedding dress)
Chandler: And I want a million dollars...

Monica: Joey, stop hitting on her. It's her wedding day.
Joey: What? Like there's some rule or something?

Rachel: "And that's when it hit me--how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Ya know, I mean, I always knew he looked familiar, but..."

Rachel (to her father): "Well maybe I don't need your money. Wait, wait! I said, 'maybe'."

Phoebe: "Ooo... I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good."

Ross: "Aruba? This time of year? Talk about your... big lizards."

Guys: "Hey Phoebs, you wanna help?"
Phoebe: "Oh, gee, I wish I could, but I don't want to."

Ross: "I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny."
Chandler: "Stay away from my freezer."

Rachel: "See! But Joanie loved Chachi! That's the difference!"

Ross: "Grab a spoon? Do you know how long it's been since I grabbed a spoon? Do the words, "Billy, don't be a hero" mean anything to you?"

Chandler: "Alright kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers... it doesn't make much of a difference."

Joey: "Of course it was a line!"
Monica: "Why? Why? Why would anyone do something like that?"
Ross: "I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than, 'to get you into bed.'

Rachel: "They're my new, 'I don't need a job, I don't need my parents, I've got great boots' boots.

Ross (to Rachel): "The word you're looking for is, 'anyway.'"

Monica: "Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it."

Ross: "I just grabbed a spoon."

Chandler: "Kids, new dream.... I'm in Las Vegas. I'm Liza Minelli..."