Monica: "Uh, No. Loosely translated, 'we should do this again', means 'you will NEVER see me naked'."
Phoebe: "Or, or, you know, 'I think we should see other people', means, 'Ha ha, I already am'."

Chandler: "What are you talking about? We loved Shteve. Shteve was shecshy."

Phoebe: "Do you believe this? Now I have $1000, and a football phone!"
Rachel: "What bank is this?"

Alan: "I've heard sho much about all you guysh."

Phoebe: "Yes! Like that man in the shoe!"
Ross: "What shoe?"
Phoebe: "From the nursery rhyme: 'There was a crooked man, who had a crooked smile, who lived in a shoe... for a while.'"

Chandler: "I personally could have a gallon of Alan."

Ross: "A thumb?"
Phoebe: "I know. I know. I opened it up, and there is was, just floating in there, like this tiny little hitch-hiker."
Chandler: "Maybe it's a contest, you know, like, 'collect all five.'"

Rachel: "Oh! the hair comes out, and the gloves come off."

Chandler: "Ew, Lambchop. How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years, it'd be talking, too."

Ross: "Okay, I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch."

Monica: "Where's Joey?"
Chandler: "Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?"

Phoebe: "You know, those stupid soda people gave me $7000 for the thumb. And on my way over here, I stepped in gum. What is up with the universe?"

Joey: "What's going on?"
Monica: "Nothing, I just think it's nice when we're all here together."
Joey: "Even nicer, when everyone gets to wear their underwear."

Monica: "Guys, we have to talk."
Phoebe: "Wait. I'm getting a deja vu. No, I'm not."
Monica: "Alright. We have to talk."
Phoebe: "There it is!

Rachel: "Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boats? That was fun."
Ross (regarding Alan): "Yeah. He could row like a viking."