Ross: "It's not that we don't like the comedian. It's just that that's.... that's not why we bought the ticket."

Chandler: "Oh--I think this is the episode of "Three's Company" where there's come kind of misunderstanding."
Phoebe: "Then I've already seen this."

Phoebe (to Monica): "You're, like, all chaotic and twirly. And not in a good way."

Rachel: "And now I'm going to have to RETURN the ring, WITHOUT the ring, which makes it SO much harder."

Chandler: "You don't get a lot of 'doy' these days."

Monica: "Wee...wha...wuh...wha..wha..wuh...wuh..wu.."
Ross: "Yeah. Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now."

Mr. Geller: "I'm not going to tell you what they spent on that wedding. But 40 thousand dollars is a lot of money."

Rachel (to Phoebe): "You're a twin?"
Phoebe: "Oh yeah. We don't speak. She's like this high-powered, driven, career type.
Chandler: "What does she do?"
Phoebe: "She's a waitress."

Ross: "Quack quack. Quack quack. Quack."
Carol: "Ross, that opens my cervix."

Susan: "We agreed on Minnie."
Ross: "It's funny. We agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together. Things change, roll with the punches."

Barry: "See, about a month ago I wanted to hurt you--more than I've ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life. And I'm an orthodontist."

Ross: "My way? You... you think this is my way? Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being, this is not 'my way'."

Joey: "What are we supposed to be seeing here?"
Chandler: "I don't know. But I think it's about to attack the Enterprise."

Rachel (to Mindy): "I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose!"