Phoebe visits Rachel at work and makes out with Kenny the copy boy, thinking it's Ralph Lauren. She tells Rachel, who gossips to her boss (Kim), who eventually becomes convinced that Rachel is having an affair with Ralph Lauren in order to get Kim's job. Ross goes too far when he whitens his teeth in preparation for a date with Hillary, Monica's co-worker. Chandler tries to convince Joey that he's letting Janine make him and the apartment too girly.

Original air date: 18 November 1996

Written by: Perry Rein & Gigi McCreery
Director: Gary Halvorson

Guest stars:
Joanna Gleason as Kim
Ralph Lauren as himself
Elle MacPherson as Janine
Missi Pyle as Hilary