Phoebe suffers from a small bladder, mood swings, kicking babies, false labor, and other pregnancy woes. Ross has to choose whether Joey or Chandler will be his best man; he chooses Joey, which seems okay until after the bachelor party when the wedding ring is missing. Believing the stripper (whom Joey slept with) took it, they mistakenly confront her; however, it turns out it was taken by a different bird. Monica and Rachel plan a baby shower for Phoebe, but decide not to give her baby-stuff because she won't be keeping the babies; unfortunately, this plan doesn't go over very well.

Original Air Date: 30 April 1998

Written by: Michael Curtis & Gregory S. Malins
Director: Peter Bonerz

Guest stars:
Helen Baxendale as Emily
James Michael Tyler as Gunther
Lisa Rotondi as The Stripper
Robert Koch as The Doctor

[ NOTE: Helen Baxendale didn't appear on screen in this episode, but was credited anyway. ]