Joey chews out Mr. Treeger, the superintendent, for making Rachel cry; Mr. Treeger decides to evict Rachel and Monica (who have an illegal sublet of Monica's Grandmother's apartment). In order to smooth things over, Joey agrees to be Mr. Treeger's practice ballroom dancing partner. Chandler tries to end his membership at his gym; Ross goes with him for moral support but ends up joining as well. Phoebe struggles (unsuccessfully) to contain her desires for Rick, one of her massage clients; she ends up being fired and he turns out to be married.

Original Air Date: 16 October 1997

Written by: Seth Kurland
Director: Peter Bonerz

Guest stars:
Jason Brooks as Rick
Michael G. Hagerty as Mr. Treeger
Rhoda Gemignani as Mrs. Potter
E.J. Callahan as Mr. Simon
Brien Perry as gym employee
Christopher Carrol as bank officer
Amber Smith as Maria
Hope Allen as Karen Lambert
Cheryl Francis Harrington as the interviewer