Phoebe dates a diplomat who doesn't speak english; she convinces Monica to double with them so the translator will have a date. Chandler and Joey gawk at the Xerox girl, who invites them both to a dance club. Ross interrupts Rachel's late night emergency at the office, leading to a fight; Rachel wants to take a break. Ross goes to the club and ends up kissing the Xerox girl.

Original air date: 13 February 1997
Written by: Michael Borkow
Director: James Burrows

Guest stars:
Steven Eckholdt as Mark
Stephen Kearney as Mischa
Jim Pirri as Sergei
Angela Featherstone as Chloe
Laura Dean as Sophie
Maury Ginsberg as Isaac