Joey gets carried away with a mailbox project and ends up building an entertainment center; he mistakenly cuts Chandler's door in half in the process. Then he gets sidetracked on re-tiling Monica's bathroom floor. Phoebe hangs out with her half-brother, Frank Jr., in hopes of getting to know him better; he misunderstands when she tells him she gives people "massages and stuff". The gang all consider what five celebrities would be on their "freebie list" - people they can sleep with without anyone getting upset; Ross finally narrows his list down by eliminating Isabella Rossellini... Then he bumps into her.

Original air date: 17 October 1996

Written by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan
Director: Steve Zuckerman

Guest stars:
Isabella Rossellini as herself
Giovanni Ribisi as Frank Jr.
Cynthia Mann as Jasmine

[ NOTES: In this episode, Phoebe states that her birthday is on February 16th. ]