Chandler wakes in the night to find Eddie watching him sleep; they argue and Eddie agrees to leave. The next day, Eddie goes on a fruit drying kick and has no recollection of their previous conversation. Variations of this happened day after day. Joey's pride won't let him try out for small roles, but his mounting debts (and Ross) slowly convince him otherwise. Joey makes good use of his "Word of the Day" toilet paper. Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe read a female empowerment book, Be Your Own Windkeeper, which has even more detrimental effects on their relationships with each other than it does on their relationships with men. Joey moves back in with Chandler, which allows Chandler to take advantage of Eddie's faulty memory, and finally be rid of him.

Original air date: 28 March 1996

Written by: Michael Curtis & Greg Malins
Director: Michael Lembeck

Guest stars:
Adam Goldberg as Eddie
June Gable as Estelle Leonard
James Michael Tyler as Gunther
Jason Graae as Casting Director
Tim Hutchinson as Supervisor