Chandler's roommate, Eddie, begins to show signs of instability: He's obsessed with his ex-girlfriend; he accuses Chandler of sleeping with her, and of killing his fish. Richard wonders how many men Monica's been with, after Phoebe announces that it's been "a lot." This leads Ross and Rachel to a similar discussion. Monica has Richard sleep over on the same night that Rachel has Ross sleep over. Unfortunately, there's only one condom in the apartment. Joey's claim in Soap Opera Digest that he writes a lot of his own lines angers the show's writer, who decides to have Dr. Ramoray fall down an elevator shaft.

Original air date: 21 March 1996

Written by: Michael Borkow
Director: Michael Lembeck

Guest stars:
Tom Selleck as Dr. Richard Burke
Adam Goldberg as Eddie
Roark Critchlow as Dr. Mike Horton
Brian Posehn as Messenger
Jim Reilly as Writer