Chandler and Joey attend a party thrown by one of the other actors on Days of Our Lives. He happens to be moving out, so he offers to let Joey have his apartment. Having never lived alone, Joey decides to take him up on it, which disheartens Chandler. Phoebe and Rachel decide to get tattoos; their decision is complicated by the facts that Ross doesn't like tattoos and Phoebe doesn't like needles. Ross, Monica, and Richard go to Jack Geller's birthday party. Everyone is buzzing with rumors of Richard's young new girlfriend (also known as his "twinkie in the city"). Monica hides in the bathtub; her parents come into the bathroom and fool around. Later, Monica reveals her relationship with Richard to her parents.

Original air date: 15 February 1996

Written by: Betsy Borns
Director: Michael Lembeck

Guest stars:
Tom Selleck as Dr. Richard Burke
Andre Neeman as Emily
Elliott Gould as Jack Geller
Christina Pickles as Judy Geller
Warren Berlinger as Bob
Josie D'Vincenzo as Tattoo Artist
Stephen Samuels as Arik