Rachel has sex dreams--first about Chandler, then Chandler and Joey, and finally about Ross. Phoebe looks for supplemental income, and works part time as Chandler's secretary. This leads to Chandler's discover that the people at the office don't like him anymore... and they even mimic his unique way of talking. Monica dates Ethan, a younger man who turns out to be even younger than she thought; she breaks up with him because it's just too icky. Ross gets a beeper so Carol can page him when she goes into labor; after several false alarms, he gets beeped for the real thing, and everyone heads to the hospital.

Original air date: 4 May 1995

Written by: Alexa Junge
Director: Robby Benson

Guest stars:
Stan Kirsch as Ethan
Brian Buckner as Office Worker #1
Darryl Sivad as Office Worker #2

[ NOTES: This episode runs 23:53 on DVD (a typical sitcom runs about 22:00). ]