Monica's credit card is stolen; after seeing the credit card statement, Monica decides the thief lives her life better than she does. She meets 'Fake Monica' at a dance class which was charged to her card, and suprisingly they become friends. As Mononna, she and Fake Monica have a great time... until Fake Monica is arrested. Ross' monkey, Marcel, reaches sexual maturing and starts humping everything in site; Ross has to find a zoo in which to put his pet. Joey tries to choose a stage name.

Original air date: 27 April 1995

Written by: Adam Chase & Ira Ungerleider
Director: Gail Mancuso

Guest stars:
Claudia Shear as Fake Monica
Christina Pickles as Judy Geller
Karla Tamburrelli as The Teacher
Harry Shearer as Dr. Baldharar
Philip Rayburn Smith as The Actor
Spencer Cherashore as The Waiter
David Chase as Casting Director #1 (uncredited)
Marta Kauffman as Casting Director #2 (uncredited)
Kevin S. Bright as Casting Director #3 (uncredited)

[ NOTES: This episode runs 24:03 on DVD (a typical sitcom runs about 22:00). The most significant addition on the DVD is a new teaser scene, featuring Monica's credit card being declined while she's at lunch with her mother. ]