Chandler gets offered a promotion at work but turns it down because he doesn't like his career; his boss, however, keeps offering more money until Chandler accepts; he spends the day showing off his new office to Phoebe and his night working late. A client of Phoebe's needs a new head-chef, so Monica auditions for him; unfortunately, he's stoned and the evening is a disaster. Ross goes out with Celia, a woman from the museum, who wants him to talk dirty; it's a skill he hasn't quite mastered... at first.

Original air date: 16 February 1995

Written by: Jeff Greenstein & Jeff Strauss
Director: Alan Myerson

Guest stars:
Melora Hardin as Celia
Jon Lovitz as Steve
Fritzi Burr as Mrs. Tedlock

[ NOTES: This episode runs 24:03 on DVD (a typical sitcom runs about 22:00). ]