- ooooh...Simpsons Page

Links

There's not many links @ the minute but i'll keep looking 4 good 1s.

Sounds

There's not many sounds either, but again i'll keep looking.

Quotes

"if the bible has taught us nothing else (+ it hasn't) it's that girls shud stick 2 girls sports such as hot oil wrestling, + foxy boxing + such + such" - Homer

"Marge, ur as beautiful as Lela + as smart as yoda" - Homer

"i'll sell u my conscious 4 $4.50. i'll thro in my sense of decency 2, it's a bart sales event, everything about me must go!!" - Bart

"a fire exit eh? Do i look like i'm made of money? What next? I suppose u'll b asking 4 real lead in the radiation sheilds!!" - Mr. Burns

"if we extend the square along the hypothetical Z-axis, beyond the 2 dimensions of our universe we get a cube, or a "Frink - A - Hedryon" in honour of it's discoverer" - Professor Frink

"please do not bang ur head on the display case, it contains a very rare mary worth in who has advised a friend 2 commit suicide. Thanku." - Comic Book Guy

"the fingas u have used 2 dial - r 2 fat. 2 obtain a special dialing wand please mash the keypad with ur palm - now" - annoying woman on the other end of the fone