2: Girl: See, you exchanged it for this ancient monument from charcoal epoch i.e. for pencil.
 Me: Oih, that's really what happened
 Girl: Said and done. There's no enough room for ice cream in this pencil.
 Me: We're outta money.
 Girl: What next?

PROBLEM OF PRESERVATION AND DECAY OF MORAL

3: Let's go criminal!

4: Girl: Ok. Should I call hire-o-thief.
 Me: Witty remark. The professional is always.

5: Axe: I'm a fakir
 Girl: This was only one available.
 Me: M-kay