1:

2: Window: You killed it.
 Me: Shit happens.

3: Me: Wait a minute.. Who's talking here?
 Window: Me, the other more lively window.

4: Me: Yeah. A Talking window. I'll take it to the circus.
 W: Yippee! Would I see all the trapezes 'n stuff?

5: No no, I thought to make you work there.
 W: Ah.. But I don't even know how to stand on my hands; nevermind the other tricks.

5: Too bad. The faucet of money was dried by the wet, unskilled window.

6: ...and when things go wrong:
 W: Yup, I should have said something about that murder
 Me: Fuck the chair
 W: No but I meant my fellow worker
 Phone: The blood goes into my head

7: Me: Well, I'll take splinters to the recycling center
 W: What!! Respect the deceased! The cremation was his wish.

8: W: Okay, my shift is over. Goodbye!
 Me: Aha

9: Me: You can't go. I'll freeze to death at night.
 W: Ask from windowshop some one to replace me.
 Me: But I spent all my money into that broken one.