WELCOME

Bio books
and dirty looks
as we stand before the bell
and miss in-your face
gets on our case
and boy does her breath smell
and in lit
we throw a fit
cuz the A.C. works so well
but summer's here
and freedom's near
signaled by the bell
low and behold
the growth of mold
has formed into a gel
and here's a tree
for both you and me
to finish up as well
no homework today
but thats okay
we'll make your final swell
cuz summers here
and freedom's near
signaled by the bell
freedom at last!
we had a blast
awaked from a spell
a shreik, a scream
tis such a dream
that we can now sleep well
cuz summers here
our freedom-dear
all signaled by the bell
so for next year's
9th graders here
fear our warning well
do not slack
watch your back
and welcome to our hell.
 

HEAD GAMES
Said the dyslexic to the anorexic
"what a curse to the state I am in!
My front is your back
and my back is your front
and I don't know where to begin."
Said the anorexic to the dyslexic,
"I know of the place you are in,
for your thin is my fat
and my thin is just skin
and my trouble all lies from within'
So they demt and walked
and pondered and talked
and thought up one conclusion:
our thoughts are the truths we find in our lies
so are minds are a terrible sin.