| Great Quotes! |
| The Cheese is always twice the fencepost - Ed |
| I wear the cheese! It does not wear me! - Sarah Stumpf |
| Stranger things have happened! - Barnes |
| Reality is for people who lack imagination. - Stephanie Castillo |
| If you're not part of the future, then get outta the way! - John Mellencamp |
| To do is to be - Socrates To be is to do - Plato Do be do be do - Frank Sinatra |
| If a tree falls in the forest and it hits a mime, does anyone care? - unknown |
| I drink Drano! It tastes like burning. - Ralph Wiggim |
| "Buffy, this is all about fear. It's understandable, but you can't let it control you. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to anger - no wait - Fear leads to hate, hate leads to the dark side - hold on - Hate... no First you get the women, then you get the money, then you get... okay forget all of that." Xander from Buffy the Vampire Slayer |
| Crayons taste like purple! Ehhh! - Tardy the Turtle |
| If it wern't for my horse, I would have never spent that year in college. - Lewis Black |
| Don't frown, you never know when someone is falling in love with your smile - Mary Barnes |