HK-47: There is a 98 percent probability that the jawa wants us to help him out. A 2 percent probability that he wants us to kill him.
Main Character: Were does the 2 percent come from.
HK-47: Wishful thinking on my part master.
Kreia: Although i do not agree with your decision to spare the Sith assasin, I especially do not want you to mate with her. It could cause complications.
Main Character: Just because i saved her doesn't mean i want to shock her loading bay.
Carth: Idon't want to talk about my issues at the moment.
Main Character: Don't you think you would feel better if you talked about it.
Carth: You are the most damn tenatious person i have ever met!
Bastilla: What do you do for a living?
Main Character: I'm a hut in human form plotting to overhrow the republic.
Bastilla: Where were you born?
Main Character: Kasshyyk, I'm a wookie, can't you tell.
Bastilla: How old are you?
Main Character: 1325, healthy living you know.
Main Character: I want our relationship to be a little more intimant.
Bounty Hunter: Sorry, but your too old for me.
Main Character: excuse me.
all quotes are from KotOR 1 and 2