"Well..." Batman begins, "It goes-a-like-a-this...One thursday afternoon we were al over at spencer house, and I had change in my pocket. Duffy was sitting in spencers yellow chair and i got a brillant idea, 'IM GUNNA SIT ON JILL!'. So i sat on her and i got my hands stuck under me, and she heard the change in my pocket jingle. She took it out of my pocket and acted like she was going to keep it. I got angry and since i couldnt move my hands, i opened my mouth (can you see where this is going??) then jill said something really dumb and i started laughing and it just went right down my throat." Batman sits back her normal delution of self content and continues to type about nothing to all of her internet "friends"....

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