Drink BEER save WATER.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer
i was born intelligent but education ruined me.
Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Oscar Wilde
My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
I was born intelligent but education ruined me.
If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode
Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life
teaching
them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years
telling them to sit down and shut-up
Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids
A fine woman is like a fine wine: expensive! - RaceProUK
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen
marriages are made in heaven but broken in earth.
I wanted to kill the sweetest, smartest & the most coolest person on this earth but then I thought sucide is crime.
Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and later find out she has money.