| Since you've been gone I feel so much better. Cause I saw how mean you could be. I used to want some explanation. Now all I want is my Patsy Cline CD. |
| Sometimes I wish I'd mailed you that letter. That said the things I dare not say. Instead I set the thing on fire. I had to say this out loud anyway. |
| They try to be so cool. Insult you like a fool. Never take your call when you're nobody at all. Untill you're somebody. and then thay want to be your friend. How comes jerks don't know they're jerks. (I don't know) |
| So next time someone makes you feel little. Just sing this song inside your head. And like a great big cartoon bubble. These lovely words will dance above their head. |
| How I've waited for today. When I could finaly say. |
| You jerk, You jerk, You are such a jerk. There are other words. But they just don't work. |
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| You jerk, You jerk, You are such a jerk. There are other words. But they just don't work. |
| I'm so glad I found the nerve. To say what you deserve. |
| You jerk, You jerk, You are such a jerk. There are other words. But they just don't work. Jerk. |
| How I've waited for today. When I could finaly say. |