Or her first thoughts upon meeting the Mad Hatter and joining in his Tea Party...
Got that picture in your head?
Great.
Now that you're of the right mental frame of mind
You may understand the senselessness
of these whacked out mental little fics...
ABANDONMENT:
An internet Addict's Guide to Losing Friends, Neglecting Familiy and Killing household Pets.
Internet addiction. It destroys families, dissolves friendships... therefore leaving you completely free to spend all your time on the net!! *Cough cough* Umm... what I was meaning to say is, this is a little series of fics on the trials and tribulations of being a net junkie and how frustratingly difficult it can be to cultivate that 'computer chair ass' when real life's little responsibilities are always honing in on you.
The Little Yellow Pill
This first tale is dedicated to my pal Angela. She dropped round to visit the other day and I pretty much spent the whole time she was here on the computer. She's been talking of her desire to hack into my email and tell my online friends to naff off for a while now. Needless to say, my online conversation with someone else during her visit may have been the straw to break the camels back. Judging by the way she eventually stormed out of the house...
This particular tale is dedicated to the damned phone. And my friend Nicky who's on the verge of never speaking to me ever again. Especially after she reads this...
Coming soon...
* a disturbingly mad fic about an excessively long lawn...
* Callie's boyfriend grows tired of the internet addiction at last, and decides to take revenge...