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| page 2 When Audrey arrived, there was a huge circle of children. Audrey pushed her way through and gasped. RamonaQ's body was lying on the ground in the center of the circle; a pencil jabbed in her back. "Such a tragedy!" Gorgeousgirl sobbed. "Who DID this?" Cordelia asked, angrily. "Whoever diddin is psychic indeedin'!" Pee Pee Man said. "Yeah�" Audrey murmured. Aquarius brushed his way towards Audrey. "Wow," he breathed. "This is bad." Audrey nodded, a blank look on her face. "You know what her last words were?" Lucky Bitch cried. "Aquarius!" "Wh-what?" Aquarius stuttered. "I'm next?" "No! No more! I can't take this anymore!" daisybaby shrieked. Vagatarian put an arm around her. "We've got a killer here," said Crystal23. "It could be ANYONE." Everybody became silent as the police covered Ramona's body with a sheet. "Hey�" said Cordelia, as she leaned over, next to Ramona's body. "What this?" A small white stick laid next to Ramona. One end was sticky, smelling suspiciously of blueberry. It was� "A lollipop stick!" said Lucky Bitch. "Whoever this psycho was had a weakness for lollies." Audrey gulped suddenly. Everyone within earshot stared at her. Could it be�? "Audrey!" shrieked Crystal. "I remember that Audrey had a lolly in The Lunchroom and then in the hall!" "No! NO! It wasn't me!" Audrey shrieked as everyone closed in towards her. "Give it up!" Cordelia shouted. "We ALL know what a troublemaker you are! But I can't believe you'd stoop this low!" "Get Audrey!" daisybaby screamed. "Tease her to death!" "But-," Audrey protested. "I-I didn't do it!" Claudia, the principal, grasped Audrey's arm firmly. "To my office!" Everybody followed angrily. Aquarius kicked at the ground, as the area Behind the Gym emptied. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw the three witches follow the crowd. "Well," said Cordelia to Aquarius, "looks like we'll never know what happened that day." "Yeah," said Vagatarian. "I don't get it. Did the three witches commit the murders or was it Audrey all along?" Audrey had been locked in The Office alone, as Claudia had gone to get the police to interview Audrey. When they had arrived, the three witches were found, beaten to death with daily rock-hard bread served in the cafeteria at lunchtime. Audrey was found alongside them, a slab of bread in her hand. Rammed in her throat was a lollipop, the last one she would ever lick. "I don't know," said Aquarius. "I don't think we'll ever know." "Yeah�" said Gorgeousgirl. "I'm just glad it's all over with." "Mmm hmmm," said Aquarius. He put his hand into the pocket of his kilt, smiling as he fingered a small slab of bread. "I'm hungry�lollipops anyone?" |
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