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| 'ello everybooty! Ms. Tia hear to tell you scary story, ok? Ya, is very scary. It so scary you gonna cry like a little boo boo baby, ya. Ha ha, you no take scary then you go back and suck on mama nipple, ok you big baby. Ok, me tell you... You no, there's this girl, ya, very pretty girl. The girl, you no, she had alien when she was little girl, ya, little transvestite alien, ok? You know that girl? She say, "Mr. Alien wha yous want me to do for you?" and the little alien, he a very ugly alien, he head look like penis, ya. So, the alien say, "Me call home, ok?" And the little girl she cry, ya is very sad. Well, this story about that girl with the transvestite alien. But she no have alien no more. He go home, ya. But he say he be right here. Aliens so retarded, ya. So this girl she older now and she make popcorn. She home all alone and it all dark and everyting. Then, her phone ring and she answer and she say "Who dis?" and some scary man voice say, he say. "You likes porno movies?" Wait, no that no right. Ms. Tia so stupid. The scary man say, "Do you like scary movies." And then the little alcoholic slut girl say "Ya me like scary movies." You no, that girl is crazy all in her head, ok? You no, if some scary man call me house and ask if me like scary movies me no talk to him. Me hang up and get me gun, ya. Me no stand around like some silly bitch and talk about Freddy Krueger, ya, his face is very bad, very bad, he need some cream, ya. Anyways, she hang up, and her popcorn is burning and is about to catch whole damn house on fire but she no see cause she been drinking again. Then the scary man call back and say, "Hey silly bitch, you needs to check the children." And she go "Me no have no children" but the man say "Me dunno but me thinks you should go upstairs and check the children." You no, right then Ms. Tia know that the scary man calling on upstairs phone. Scary man done chop up little kids, ya. is very bad. But this drunk girl go upstairs and fall asleep, ya. Ok, the girl have bad dream, ya. She in school and girl in bag with snakes coming out her butt chase her and say "where you pass?' and the girl say "Screw you pass." then the scary girl say, "No running in the hallway, bitch." So, drunk girl go in basement, which yous should never do, ya, when scary boo boo monsters is after yous ass, you no go in basement, but this drunk bitch go in basement. Ya, she go down there and that Freddy man try to get her, ya. Ya, he have knife in fingers and he try to scratch her head off and the little girls, you no, the little girls in the white dresses that jump that rope and go "One two Freddy coming for you," ya, you no, those girls. Well, drunk girl wake up before man with bad pimples get her. So she wake up and her house on fire cause the stupid drunk bitch forgot about her popcorn, she go run outside, but the scary man with hockey man wait for her. You no, that scary man. Ya, he looka like a man. Ya he have big knife and he chase girl and she keep falling, all the time, all the time she fall. Ya, yous should never wear high heels when booger man come get yous, ya. Well, the hockey face man almost cut her up, but she hit him in head with a log, ya a very big log, very big, very big. Ya, she run and she find her doll in woods so she thinks she safe, but yous no that silly drunk bitch is no safe. The doll come alive and say, "Hey, me's Chuckkkkky. You's wanna play?" and the girl scream and then the little demon doll, he very cute, ya, he cut off her head. So, that's Ms. Tia scary story. Me hope you like. And always remember in your head, you no, in your mammories, remember that when monster come get you, you no have sex, cause the first time you play with that little boo boo monkey in the bush, that mean scary monster get you. Ya, so keep yous pants on, mister. That's me story. |
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