| Everyone knows my sissyfighter is based on the character Audrey Horne from the cult hit series of the 90's Twin Peaks. In it, Audrey was the mischevious daughter of millionaire Ben Horne. The Horne's owned The Great Northern Hotel and Horne's Department Store, also One Eyed Jacks. Audrey helped find the killer of Laura Palmer and was swept off her feet by Billy Zane. In the final episode, in an act of civil disobdience, Audrey tied herself to the bank vault, and may have been killed in a preceding explosion that leveled the bank. The show was canned, so we'll never know if she lived or died. AudreyHorne, the sissyfighter, is younger than in the show. She's only 11 and her family hasn't moved to Twin Peaks yet. Currently, Ben Horne owns the only lollipop factory in town. Audrey attends Sweet Sunny Angel Valley Junior High and hangs out with her friends, the Girl Gang. Her best friend is Suzanne (the true #1 sissy). Even though Audrey is much younger, trouble still follows her where ever she goes. Her once good friend DawnWiener turned on her after a terrible clone mishap. They've been arch enemies ever since. Then there was the time when Audrey became "posessed" by some evil sissy and began multi-sessioning like a mad man. Audrey finally took control back of her body, but the evil spirit had managed to tarnish her already shady reputation. Controversey is just another day for Audrey. Now, Audrey's the host of Sissy Survivor, the hottest TV Show in SissyVille. She's currently writing her continuing saga Close Encounters on the Playground. Her last novel, Murder on the Playground, was a #1 best seller for ten straight weeks. She's been nominated for several awards, including Worst Sissy, Best Sissy, and Sissy of the Year. I hope this web site will reflect the true spirit of my sissy AudreyHorne. Maybe it will be as controversial as she is. Stay tuned....... |
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| Who is AudreyHorne? |
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