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One confused Sissy was looking around the playground after carjacking and orange bull. She touched crayons that smelled boars� snot, which smells quite disgusting.

�Poke their eyes out,� said Beefi and her friend Liebermann.

They ate Terrigena.

I had sex toys for sale, but Beef stole the underpants and Ramen explained �Whoa! Don�t touch my guitar string, Pawn, because I don�t play the guitar and I don�t like pawns!�

Delphia licked Willameena because she was hungry for the food that she was craving, which was freshly baked squirrel that stinks more than stinky diapers [and] Ramona-on-a-stick (all the Sissies went out to buy one, but there are none.).

�Lordy pagordy,� quoth pagoda. �Inside my pants there are private inhalations of the strangest thing (leprechauns).�

Sometimes they cheat bananas with Sissies. Can�t eat fried chicken feet with Swedish tartar sauce.

�Hey! Whoa! Hey!!� yelled the skinny Madonna of Whoville, where the Cheetos reign after Lucy_P abdicated over backwards.

Widely banished ScubaSteve sucks forever. Bewildered, everyone ate cheese.

�Martha baked a turkey, except that those legs contained quantities of ethanol, which, unfortunately, killed ice cream men,� said George W. Bush.

So Christina Aguilera is a scantily anorexic weirdo, but Road Rules sucks Al Gore�s Popsicles.

Many cabbages rolled rocks along tiny soda cans while deciding to recount again or boogie-woogie until John Travolta tripped on jiggling Jello jigglers.

Cherry payphones taste exactly like cherries and tuna. I ate the whole thing.

Meanwhile, the witch [and] purple-spotted cows bit my withered anus hole.

�OUCH!�

My chimpanzee got horny gas powered.

Freak H-E-I-D-I loves firm rounded mothballs covered in blue ink.

Bewildered, Adam Yauch continued speed skating.

�HeeHaw,� exclaimed BigGayMule, tripping under the defenestrating Beef.

�HEY!� exclaimed the bystander under the window, while, running a carnival, �That�s my Beef you tripped over!� yelled Beef�s mom, BigGayMule.

�WHOO!� [They] decided the platypus needed p�t� badly, so he coffeepotted. Scurrying happily, lice-plundered kangaroos tapewormed children. Their parents� feet attacked every damned goat [and] walked down the street over a bridge and into a magic land of soup.

�Mmmmmmmmm,� said GorgeousGirl. �This tastes tastes funny. This tastes like H-E-I-D-I-arse!�

So then, xtc acquired H-E-I-D-I, then Anika A slapped pornstar*69* in and out.

Suddenly, camels ate and then vomited up Cordelia brains. With anger, Guatemala seized nuclear weapons and rained cats and dogs on my left knee, Jimmy Crack Corn, and Timmy the Ape Boy murdered JFK.

Great Uncle Mary wanted naked men in paint-spattered kilts with origami thongs to protect their virginity. Suddenly, gypsies wearing unusual leopard-printed skirts popped popcorn behind the gym. But, unfortunately, I caught a bad cold from James, who then cha-chaed out of my subconscious booty.

GorgeousGirl said �Booty.� Meanwhile, we chewed Beefi. Horrified Sissies screamed �AAAAAAAAHHHHH,� ran in haphazardly, bumping into big, slimy, decomposing StefS margarine.

Everybody barfed on the witch, who cast as spell on Kittenbaby. Fish tails attacked Cordelia. Luckily, WonderBra saved the Sissies from stampeding discombobulated aliens.

�Ah hah,� cried RamonaQ after she discovered a horse�s head had exploded because nobody thought, then let the dogs out, and it just exploded. Nobody knows why.

An evil wizard then turned everybody into toads and dragons. The penitent AudreyHorne loves who? Sadly, S.P.F., he disappeared.

Then we emancipated ovaries.

�Why me?� asked TubesTied and Nancy Kerrigan.

Frogs want delicious pimples with bloody toes.

�Eww! Cheese stinks!�

The witch humped trees and jbdogg.

THE END!