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| Consider this prank phone calls for the internet age. I Pm'ed several sissies under the name of a sock puppet. They had no idea who they were really talking too. These are our conversations..... |
| Why are you offending everybody? From: ConTr!ckster Received: 8/12/01 2:23 PM I am not offending anyone. I am liberating people. I have receive letters thanking me for as much. You have more issues than TV Guide. What's inside your head? From: ConTr!ckster Received: 8/12/01 3:04 PM Well, when I was 7 years old my parents dumped me at a nursary and ran of with a pair of saplings. That is why I have an aversion to teak and brazil nuts. Then when I was 10 I was freaked out because my best friend brought me the A34 Bus to Brotham Shining and that suxed cos I was teased a lot at school cos I owned the bus and everything. Then when I was 15 my school teach stripped me neked and told me she wanted to teach me a lesson for being so naughty. I'd been a very bad boy she sed. Then it all went downhill from their really. Were you dropped on your head as a baby? Received: 8/12/01 4:10 PM I didn't actually have a head when I was very young. I was a late developer. What are your evil plans? From: ConTr!ckster Received: 8/12/01 5:12 PM To hold RamonaQ hostage in front of a nuclear warhead. I will demand as condition for her release that all elite sissys write a post to the board listing what they think is bad about themselves. Then we will all be one big happy family. What is bad about yourself? From: ConTr!ckster Received: 8/12/01 5:23 PM Depends. Now I am arrogant, selfish, immature, lazy, loud mouth and abrasive Do you really hate ScariSheri? From: ConTr!ckster Received: 8/12/01 5:26 PM You haven't read or understood my post Who are you, really? From: ConTr!ckster Received: 8/12/01 7:29 PM I am nobody famous. Sorry to disappoint you. Everyone who has known me by my other sissys have already guessed my lineage. 1) Princess Di (Very first. 'Normal' sissy. I dumped her because people kept on saying "hey Princess Die!!!!!!") 2) Virgin Mary (Dr. Beef Post fame) 3) Gramsci (Revolution infamy) 4) BodyGuard (speed sissy� and bodyguarded people) 5) Contr!ckster People think you are Elita. From: ConTr!ckster Received: 8/12/01 7:39 PM They would be right. Are you serious? From: ConTr!ckster Received: 8/12/01 8:43 PM Yes, I'm Elita, but I try not to tell everyone. Too late... |
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