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| Consider this prank phone calls for the internet age. I Pm'ed several sissies under the name of a sock puppet. They had no idea who they were really talking too. These are our conversations..... |
| BEEF |
| Do you hate being treated as a piece of meat? From: Beef Received: 5/12/01 01:20 AM Actually, no. I rather enjoy being everyone's favorite slab o'flesh 'round these parts! :) Are you hairy? From: Beef Received: 5/12/01 01:24 AM HAIRY? Why? Did someone drop me on the floor after the cat's walked through? Sometimes you sound so smart. The other times you're a total ass. Why? From: Beef Received: 5/12/01 01:29 AM Smart people can't be total asses? Hmmm...I'll have to rethink my career choices. Thanks for teaching me Do you like grapefruit? From: Beef Received: 5/12/01 01:33 AM Only when someone other than me is eating it. What exactly are you a doctor of? From: Beef Received: 5/12/01 01:38 AM Why? You need a-treatin'? Yeah. I have an itch way, way, way, way, WAY up my bumhole. Is there a cream? From: Beef Received: 5/12/01 01:43 AM You should ask DR JISM. That's more his line of doctoring. If I lost my hands and feet could I type with my penis? From: Beef Received: 5/12/01 01:51 AM You could always put a pencil in your mouth and type with that. Will you ever retire? From: Beef Received: 5/12/01 01:54 AM Maybe when I'm 65. Will you? I don't play. I just watch. I like to watch. Do you? From: Beef Received: 5/12/01 01:58 AM Tell me about your childhood. I peed the bed. I masturbated to Weekly Reader. The usual. From: Beef Received: 5/12/01 02:01 AM Okay. That's just super. |
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