Ya, this is Tia Maria and me gonna bring you the news, ok? Me tell you everyting, everyting that happen on the playground, ya. Tia no all the good gossip, ok? You listen and no talk so much.
Ok, ok, ya, see you no Nic, you no, that, how you say, you no, all stupid in the head? Ya, you no, dumb fuck, ya. You no, they so much talk about this Tia get all confused and don't no wha going on but me try me best to figure it out, ya, ok, then. So, Nic he write some post, yet he didn't write, but I saw the post and he wrote sumpthin so Tia don't no why people say he no post cause they post right in front of they eyes. Maybe they be like Tia and smoka the pot, ya. You no, those little trees that make you brain go all jello. Tia really like jello, ya. Lika very much. You remember, you no, you remember those jello tv shows, ya. Ya, with that funny ha ha ha man, you no who eat the puddin pop? Ya, Bill Cosby. Ya, he be in all those shows eating jello and smiling. He very funny man. Make Tia laugh, ha ha ha, ya. So Nic mad cause Bill Cosby erase his post and make some link, ya. You no, he link to some porn site, ya, you no them girls with the big booties, ya. Then sissies get all mad cause they think Nic made post, but Bill Cosby did it cause Nic say he no like jello and Bill get mad, ya. Is very bad. And then Nic start cry and Hairgirl come over and she say "Het Nicky baby. You gay. You are soooooo gay. YA, you a little boo boo monkey in the bush, ya. You no, you lika ass too much!" But SockPuppet was there and she took some pictures, ya. YA, you no, she post them on them boards you no, but not those boards you make clothes flat or a board the teacher beat the bad kids with, ya is very bad. You no those boards where we posts all our shit, you no. So sissies get mad again and say, "Hey Sock, why you a sock?" They say socks is bad, but Ms. Tia like socks cause they keep her feet warm, ya, is very cold. And then you no that girl woth the ruler. You no that girl who boss everybody around? Ya, you no. Ramona, Well, she no wear her socks and she get sick and say she have to leave cause they is sock problem and she stressed. But I tell Monie I buy her socks and she feel better, ya. Oh, oh, and Tia saw that boy, you no that boy, the boy who stupid and stupid in he ass, you no, the real boy, slimshady. Ya, he tell RQ that she owe him 12 dollars and, you no Rq say , "You lie!" and then Nic punch slim in the face and Hairgirl tell him he a ass master, ya. That Hairgirl very funny.
Well, that all the news for you. Tank you so much for reading! Tia be back next time with even more news, ya. So you watch out mister cause Tia be watch all you little boo boo monkies, ya. Hello!
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