interview3

The dinner has come to an end. We move into the Horne library for cocktails and Milanos. We sit in front of a roaring fire in the fireplace.

BabaWaWa: You've been playing for almost a year. What do you have in store for year two?

AudreyHorne: Umm, good question. At this point the only thing I know for sure is that I'll finish Close Encounters on the Playground, and hopefully the final part of the Playground Trilogy.

BW: Can you give us any details on upcoming Encounters and it's sequel?

AH: Well, I don't want to give too much away. You can expect trouble in SweetOne's pregnancy. Suzanne finds out a shocking secret about her family. Madame Katherine Rose shows up to investigate the disappearences. The series will be more interactive. Reader's will get to decide major plot points. They'll get to vote on who wins the class president: Suz or Chuck. The ending to Close Encounters is going to shock everyone. It's kinda a bummer ending, but all second parts of a trilogy must end in tragedy, like Empire Stikes Back.

BW: What can you tell us about the final part in the trilogy?

AH: Not much! LOL. I can't even say the title. However, expect things to come full circle for the cast. Things we thought we knew about TheNewKid's murder turns out to be wrong. Some old friends show up. That's all I can say. I'd have to kill you if I said anything more.

BW: Any plans for your website?

AH: My website is under constant construction. The look and layout changes day to day. I have a massive remodeling coming up. I have tons of ideas for stories and news stories, but not enough time to do it all. I'll probably hire a couple of assistant editors sometime soon. I don't want the site to be just all about me. I think of AudreyHorne as a brand name. Martha Stewart Living isn't about Martha. I want www.audreyhorne.com to be the first place sissies come to for the latest news and sissy entertainment.

BW: Do you even play anymore?

AH: I try to. I never have the time to play like I used to. Usually if I'm playing I'm undercover taking SnapShots or listening for gossip and news.

BW: Speaking of gossip, rumor is you're trying to get financing to purchase Sissyfight. Are you secretly trying to get rid of Claudia and Ramona?

AH: That's a good one. Trust me, if I did buy Sissyfight, and I'm not saying that I'm trying to, I wouldn't fire those two. There might be a few changes around here, though.

BW: What would you change?

AH: Well, there'd be changes to the Honor Code. There's some things in there that need tweeking or deletion. Cloning would be legal, but multi-sessioning would not. I'd get rid of this swapping brownie point business. The points are earned for playing the game. A player shouldn't be able to swap them for icons or pictures. If someone wants to charge people money or whatever for icons, that's fine, but brownie points are a no-no. Some sissies around here are making tens of thousands of points off of icons and that's not right. It's not fair to the other players. Points should be earned by playing the game. I'm currently writing my own Honor Code and posting it on my site soon. Hopefully, it will cause some discussion.

BW: With your history, I bet it will. So, is the rumor true or not?

AH: *snickers* My lawyers have instructed me not to answer that. LOL.

BW: Uh- huh. Well, I think this wraps things up. Any last thoughts before we end this delightful interview?

AH: Umm... Unbreakable was the best movie last year. The media should leave Bill Clinton alone. Elton John shouldn't have performed with Eminem. Bush is not the president. Jennifer is better off without Puffy. Jerri on Survivor is a total bitch. The Mole rocks! Temptation Island sucks! Tom Cruise and Nichole Kidman are gay. Hannibal was a great movie. I am Harry Potter. And....umm... Tv Funhouse makes me pee. Whew.

BW: As always, dear Audrey, it's been a pleasure.

AH: You too, Baba. And thank you for coming to work for me.

BW: As always, it's my pleasure.

Coming soon....

Baba interviews the sweetest sissy on the playground, Suzanne. Baba gets all the dirty laundry (and sniffs it).