interview

   I met AudreyHorne at her lovely home on Lollipop Ln. She greeted me wearing a simply gorgeous Gucci number. She may have to wear constricting school uniforms at school, but when she gets home Audrey dresses to impress.
   Our interview began in the elegant dining room of the Horne home. I wasted no time getting to the good questions. My time with Miss. Horne this evening was short. She's been in a lot of news coverage this past year. I wanted to make sure we touched on everything.

BabaWaWa: People think you're crazy.

AudreyHorne: That's a question?

BW: They do. People think you're crazy.

AH: Maybe I am.

BW: So, you're admitting you're crazy?

AH: No. I'm not crazy.

BW: But you just said maybe you were.

AH: Well, maybe I am! LOL!

BW: See, that's why there's so many misconceptions about you. You always f@#k with their heads. They'll call you crazy, then you'll act crazy, even if you're not even crazy. Now, that's crazy.

AH: I fight back. I don't have time to respond to every story about me in the tabloids. I pick and choose my battles and my enemies. If someone says something that's totally far out, like I'm a child molester or I'm psychotic, I'll go after them with all I got. I mean, damn, I could spend all day fighting with Sugarhigh. But why bother? Now, SHE'S crazy!

BW: Tell me about DawnWiener.

AH: That's old news.

BW: Yes, but some sissies weren't around back then.

AH: I don't like to talk about Dawn anymore. He scares me. He's gone totally psycho. I'm afraid he might come after me if I start talking about it again.

BW: You must be joking.....

AH: I'm serious. He's insane. DW had made hundreds of posts in his career. One day, he decides to quit, but before he leaves he deletes every single post he had made. It took him forever to finally erase all his posts. So, he disappears for a few weeks and then pooof   he makes a post. Now that is crazy. He scares me and I don't want to talk about him anymore.

BW: Ok. Have any new arch enemies?

AH: Everybody! LOL! At least that's what it seems like lately.

BW: You have stirred things up a bit.

AH: That's an understatement. Actually, it's not that bad on the playground. Everyone's been rather nice. It's frightening. And my friends are always there for me.

BW: Tell me about your death.

AH: I knew this was coming. (Sighs) It was a bad idea, I admitt. I thought everyone would get that I wasn't really dead. I assumed everyone knew of my practical jokes. I was wrong.

BW: What was Aquarius' role in the whole death thing?

AH:   I had to tell him I was alive. We ran Sissy Survivor together. He had to be informed. I asked him to keep this knowledge private. I told him that if anyone asked questions to tell them all he knew was what he read on my website. Which worked.... for a few hours. Two certain sissies, who shall remain nameless, started hounding Aqua for infomation. They wouldn't leave him alone. Aqua told them that all he knew was what he had read, but they still persisted with PM after PM. Finally, Aqua couldn't take it anymore and spilled the beans. I don't blame him. I probably would have too. He's young and the sissies that were hounding him were considerably older. I was supposed to return under a new name and continue running Survivor, but there never was time for any of that. I'm sorry that Aqua took some heat, even though he really didn't do anything. I understand why he has decided not to talk to me anymore. Some of his "friends" basically made him choose between them and me. He chose them. I completely understand. I may have done the same. I wish nothing but the best for him. My biggest regret, and I do have a few no matter what I may have said in the past, is losing Aqua's friendship. He was a wonderful assistant, also.