audreyinterview

Late last year, I sat down with AudreyHorne for dinner and a candid interview. Now, six months later I'm interviewing the Sissy diva again. This time over a grand breakfast. Audrey looks better than ever. Despite constant personal attacks by her critics, she still radiates a room with her charm and her laughter. In our first interview, Audrey seemed depressed and withdrawn. Today, she's like a firecracker.

BabaWawa: First, lemme say, you look stunning.

AudreyHorne: Aww, thanks, Babs. You don't look so bad yourself.

BW: Been working out?

AH: A little bit. I do my yoga in the morning. I lift weights in the afternoon. Been drinking lots of water. Cleansing the temple. Girl has to stay pure.

BW: I didn't know you did yoga. Can you wrap yourself in those strange positions?

AH: Oh yeah. Nothing like a good Down Dog, Up Dog to get you going. I still can't lick myself though. I'm not that flexible yet.

BW: Well, thank goodness for that. You'd never leave the house.

AH: LOL, probably not.

BW: So, has it been a good year so far? 2001 treating you better?

AH: Oh, it's been a very good year for me. Sure, there's a few bumps along the way, but it always ends well. Sissy Survivor EXTREME has been keeping me very busy.

BW: EXTREME running smoothly?

AH: Oh yeah. Suzanne and I are a hell of a team. I don't know what I'd do without her. Asking Suz to help moderate the game was the best business decision I've made in a long time. She's a professional and she gets the job done. I want to run all the sissy games I do with her now. I was scared the game would interfer with our friendship, but it's just made us closer.

BW: What's the status of the game as of today?

AH: Well, the tribes have merged. Just a few more weeks and it will all be over. We'll have a winner.

BW: Who do you think is going to win?

AH: I really shouldn't say. All the players left have the potential to win. It's just now getting cut throat. I can't wait to find out who wins this thing.

BW: Any plans for Sissy Survivor 3?

AH: Suz and I are discussing it. I'd love to do another one, but I have an idea for a different game that I'd like to do first.

BW: Oooh, a new game. Do tell.

AH: It's a mystery game. It's based on Murder on the Playground. It will run sort of like the board game Clue. There will be challenges. Whoever figures out who did it wins the prize. But like I said, nothing has been decided yet. I'm really excited about this new idea though.

BW: I want to talk about your website for a minute.

AH: Of course. It's always in the news.

BW: Now, I admit, your site has calmed down a bit from last year. However, you have taken some heat recently. Your Prank PMs didn't go over very well.

AH: Well, that's the whole idea of a prank isn't it?

BW: Some argue that posting those PMs were a violation of their privacy.

AH: It could have been, but it wasn't. There wasn't anything in the PMs that revealed anything of a private nature. I made sure that there wasn't anything too revealing. The point of Prank Pms is to see how people react to shocking questions from complete strangers. I'm not out to post anyone's personal life. No one was harassed. Some people have no sense of humor.

BW: Another case of misunderstood Audrey?

AH: That's usually always the case. I just try to keep people entertained. It's a hard job, but someone has to do it.

BW: I heard you're covering the UFO Festival in Roswell,

AH: Oh yeah, I can't wait for that. I'll be posting articles and photographs of the festival. Silence will have an adventure with aliens. EVERYTHING will be alien. Aliens will take control of the website. There will be a new episode of Close Encounters on the Playground, of course. I can't wait.