STRATEGYBeaSissyFight

Do you ever get jealous of that sissy that comes into your playground, pisses all over everything, and leaves everybody mad?

Well, now you, too can be a SissyFight &*!@$, just by following these simple guidlines.

Use an Obnoxious Name

This is where most sissies fail in achieving true &*!@$ status. Amatuers pick names like "Gaping Pussy" -- this is crude, and indeed obnoxious, but not up to &*!@$ level obnoxiousness. Flex your creative muscles -- misspell part of your name. "Boger Picker" is the kind of quality you're looking for.

If you're not up to obnoxiousness, give inscrutable a try: "I318" is good, "&^4lk3j4(" is better.

Shout Orders Like a Drill Sergeant

Copy this text into your system's clipboard:

PRESS START1!!!!!

As soon as you go into a room, paste this in your talk bubble, click on the "shout" button and let 'er fly. Keep sending 'em out like a stutterer with Tourette's.

Mix this up with "PUSH START $NAME", where $NAME is a shortened, bowdlerized version of a sissy's name, and "A/S/L??", but never offer your age, sex or location first.

Think of the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket" -- this is the attitude you're shooting for.

Engage in Witty Repart�

For your convenience, I've listed your entire repertoire below:

"&*!@$ you biatch"
"bitches"
"screw you bitches"
"&*!@$ you"
"your [sic] a bitch"
"&*!@$ fuckers"
"suck my cock"

These should be sprinkled around, about 30 seconds out of sync with the rest of the conversation. Don't let the fact that a game is going on deter you -- put off making a move while you painfully hunt-and-peck out your screed. The idea is to make the other sissies think you've gone zombie on them, and then offer up your own brand of witticism, popping up like a turd-flavored toaster pastry.

Don't Play According to the Rules

Seek out the Opium Den and Tease Tag rooms. These are populated by Enemy Sissies (those that are here to play the game and engage in an online community), and have remarkably simple rules. By breaking these simple rules, you'll instantly drive up the blood pressure of everybody in the room.

In Opium Den, first thing to do is ask if anybody wants to team. When informed of the rules, agree to them. Then, on the first round, cower. At this point, you start your Witty Repart�, only this time you can add these new phrases:

"those rulez suck"
"you suck"
"stoopid rulez"
"&*!@$ you an d your roolz"

In Tease Tag, on round one, Tattle. When those jerk sissies tease you out, Tattle again. Now everybody's down to 4 hearts, and the game is nigh ruined. You are instantly promoted to &*!@$ Status!