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    MURDER ON THE PLAYGROUND
         PART NINE
                                                                                          BY AUDREYHORNE

PART NINE: THE BIG DANCE

Benjamin Franklin Washington Jefferson Lincoln Junior High is gone. All that remains of the beloved school are a few charred desks and pieces of broken glass and wood. The explosion in the gym destroyed everything. Server went down, so to speak. Luckily, very few sissies were injured or killed.
BabaWawa, star reporter for the SissyFight News, is on the scene with her camera crew. She is interviewing Meep, who discovered the bomb.
"Did you ever think you'd be a hero?" Baba asked Meep.
"Not really," Meep replied, giving her prettiest smile for the camera. "I mean, I've saved a few sissies from getting beat up a few times, but nothing like this."
"Where did you discover the bomb?" Baba asked, shoving the microphone under Meep's chin
"Behind the bleachers," Meep answered. "I noticed a little red blinking light, so I went and checked it out. Then I saw the bomb. There was only twenty-five seconds left until it exploded."
"Oh my."
Meep continued, "I know. There was barely enough time to get everyone out of the gym. Luckily, Detective Hill was there to help get everyone out."
"Yes. Is it also true that Det. Hill made an arrest in the NewKid's murder?"
Meep hesitated, "I'm not supposed to comment on that yet."
Baba was not a happy camper. Authories wouldn't release the identity of the killer until Det. Hill was ready to make an announcement.   He wanted to make sure all the victims families were notified before the news went public. So far, none of the witnesses Baba interviewed would point fingers, but she knew someone would break. You can't sit on that kind of information for long.
"What about the N'Sync performance?" Baba asked, changing the subject. "Several sissies said that the boy band were raped onstage by sex starved fans."
"That's not true," Meep said, shaking her head. "Well, not entirely true anyway."
"Then tell me what happened, Meep. The world wants to know."
"I'll tell you what I can," Meep replied, and with that she began her tale......

MEEP'S STORY

N'Sync was putting on one hell of a show. I'm not much for boy bands, but those skinny white boys had a great set. When they sang "It's Tearing Up My Heart" the kids went wild. They're much better than the Backstreet Boys.
A group of sissies called The Spooky 7 planned an attack on N'Sync. The plan was when N'Sync started to perform "Digital GetDown" the Spooky 7 would jump up onstage and molest the band. Well, things didn't work out as planned.
Sometime during the dance, someone spiked the punch with the drug X. Most of the kids didn't drink the punch. They smuggled in their own booze. However, several sissies did drink it. SweetOne:) drank about five cups!
SweetOne:) wasn't in a very good mood at first. Her date never showed up. He stood her up. Also, her boyfriend Clot broke up with her that morning. Needless to say, she wasn't a happy camper. it took a couple of drinks before she began to feel the effects of the drug. At first she acted as if she was in a daze, but then she went crazy. She kept grabbing everyone's butt and was dancing suggestively. I could see the lust in her eyes. Her wild eyes. She was like a cat in heat.
Then, N'Sync began to sing "Digital GetDown". The Spooky 7 made their way to the front of the stage, preparing to make their move. They were about to jump onstage, when SweetOne:) interupted their plans.
"OH MY GOD THEY'RE SO CUTE!!!" SweetOne:) cried as she climbed up on the stage. She tore off her dress, getting down to her training bra and under roos. She threw her arms around Justin Timbalake's neck and started to kiss him. At first Justin was resistant, but then he got all into it. Then, Lance and J.C. ripped off their shirts and began to lick SweetOne:)'s near nude body. Soon, all the members of the boy band were making out with her.
They must have drank some of the punch, too.
The Spooky 7 were in total disbelief. They had been planning their attack for weeks.
The kids watched the orgy unfold before their eyes. No one said anything. All eyes were onstage. It was finally the Principal who spoke up. He got on the loud speaker and shouted, "STOP THIS AT ONCE! SweetOne:) put your dress back on!"
SweetOne:) broke away from the band. She picked up her dress and was putting it back on, when Det. HIll and Blowfish showed up. Hill arrested the killer, then I found the bomb.
I can't say anymore than that.

BabaWawa thanked Meep for her time and bid her goodnight. Next up was Axlotl. Supposedly, he had some inside information about the going on at the dance. Baba was hoping he'd spill the beans on the killer.

AXLOTL'S STORY

Ok, so me and The Taint's (that's my gang) disquisd ourselves as Hanson and infiltrated the dance. See, we got kicked out 'cause one of our members was a drug dealer, but that's not important. Anyway, our disquises worked for a little while, until Scarysheri thought Zhora looked familiar.
The three of us tried to sneak out, but the Principal stood by the door the whole time so we couldn't get out. Tom Green suggested that we go hide somewhere. So, we hid in the broom closet.
That's when we heard Clot. For some reason he had climbed into the ventilation shaft and got himself stuck. It was funny as hell. I tried to reach inside and grab his leg to pull him out, but Clot had climbed in too far for me to reach.
"Hurry! Hurry!" Clt screamed at us. "We don't have much time!"
I asked him, "What do you mean we don't have time?", but he didn't answer.
Zhora had an idea. He suggested that Tom (since he was the smallest) climb inside the shaft and help pull Clot out. Tom didn't like the idea, but peer pressure is a bitch.
Well, that dumb ass Tom gets himself stuck too. Now Clot and Tom Green are both trapped. Zhora couldn't help from laughing. That's when Clot told us about the bomb.
He said he hated Benjamin Franklin and everyone in it. He wanted revenge, so he said he planted a bomb to kill us all.
Man, after he said that, me and Zhora hauled ass. I hated leaving Tom behind with that maniac and the bomb, but I wasn't gettin' blown up for nobody.
I guess everyone else found out about the bomb, 'cause when Zhora and I got out of the broom closet, everyone was already running for the doors.
We ran outside and then the school exploded, Clot and Tom Green with it.

Baba was excited. She b\now had the scoop on the cause of the explosion. No other news crew had figured that out yet. Baba was ahead of the game. But she needed to know who the killer was. That was the real story.
A little boy in a wheelchair rolled up next to her.
"Baba, my name is Blowfish. I have a story, too."

BLOWFISH'S STORY

At first, I kinda knew what was going on, but everything was hazy. But then Suzanne appeared. She gave me a kiss and snapped out from my state of shock. I stopped saying, "Boiler room!" It was then that I realized that I was at the dance. I was like Sleeping Beauty and Suz was my Prince Charming.... er... well, if she were a man and I were a girl, but anywhoo...
When I asked her why she kissed me, she told me the story of TheDeuce. She explained that a few days ago TheDeuce was hit in the head with a baseball and hadn't been right ever since. She said he stopped being mean and rude. Sounded far fetched to me.
Anyway, Suz continued saying that TheDeuce had been acting like a perfect gentleman. The kicker was: TheDeuce asked Suz to be his date to the dance. Suz said she didn't really want to go with him, but that she didn't have another date. Too bad I had been in a coma.
Moving on, suz told me that just a few minutes eariler that she and TheDeuce had been voted King and Queen of the dance. They both got onstage to accept their crowns, while the children cheered.
Then something unexpected happened. An overhead light came loose from above the stage. It slammed TheDeuce in the head, knocking him out cold. When he came to, Suz said TheDeuce had returned to his old mean bastard self.
"Hey, you sexy bitch!" TheDeuce had said to her, grabbing her tits. "Let's get it on!"
She said she slapped him hard across the face and stormed off. She told me that she wished she had never came to the dance.
"Don't say that," I told her. "Enjoy yourself. Don't let that scum ruin your evening. I'd dance with you if I wasn't in this wheelchair."
The next thing I know, Suz is kissing me again, but this time passionatly! I think I even felt her tongue go in my mouth. The most popular girl in school French kissed me!
We could have kissed all night, but then Hill arrested TheNewKid's murderer and then the school blew up. Luckily, Suz wheeled me out of the gym in a nick of time.
I'm planning to ask Suz to be my girlfriend, after all this mess cools down. I want her to kiss me like that everyday! I'm sure she'll say yes.
God, I love that girl!

"EXCUSE ME! HELLOOOOOOOOO!"
It was TheDeuce. He grabbed the microphone out from's Baba's hands and looked in to the camera. Baba tried to grab the mic back, but he pushed her out of the way.
"I have something to say," The Deuce told them.
Blowfish shook his head. He waved Baba a silent goodbye and rolled away.

THEDEUCE'S STORY

You want my story? Here's my story: Suzanne is a bitch. Both her and her gang can kiss my ass.
I'm through with being nice. Screw nice! I'm gonna be badder than ever. I'm gonna be one evil mo fo. I'm gonna put The Taints back together again, so you guys betta watch your ass! We're gonna rule this town again! We'll be back!

Baba had enough. Stories of puppy love and gangs might be good news on the playground, but it made for horrible television. She was about to give up and call it a wrap when Detective Hill approached her. He said he was ready to make a statement.
Baba gave him the mic and Hill began his tale.

DETECTIVE HILL'S STORY

The dance was almost over when Blowsih and I arrived. My car had a flat on the way to the school, so that delayed us a few minutes. When we got in the gym, some little girl was onstage with N'Sync. They were half naked and all over each other. When they saw me, the girl and the band quickly grabbed their clothes and ran backstage.
All the students eyes were on me. I guess they expected me to chase after the fornicators, but I had bigger fish to fry. I had to catch a killer.
I rolled Blwofish over to suzanne and asked her to watch him for me. Then I climbed up on stage and grabbed the microphone. It was time to bring this case to a close.
"Ladies and gentleman, may I have your attention," I started," I need everyone to remain calm. I know it's been a tough week for all of you. The murder of TheNewKid has affected us all. But, hopefully, things will be back to normal soon, for I now know who murdered TheNewKid. The killer is in this very room."
The children gasped, looking at each other suspiciously.
I continued. "TheNewKid was not the only victim. There is another. I believe that the same person that killed TheNewKid murdered Shrew as well. They were both dating the same person.... the killer."
"Well, who did it?" Ms. Biyach shouted up at the stage.
I didn't answer. Instead, I pulled out my handcuffs and walked down form the stage. I could plainly see the killer over by the punch bowl. The children stepped aside, amking a path through the dancefloor.
When I approached the killer, she was facing the other direction, so she didn't see me coming. I quickly snapped the cuffs around her wrists. The Killer swung around.
"What is the meaning of this?" she asked, trying to get free.
I cleared my throat and said, "Ms. Crabtree, you're under arrest for the murder of TheNewKid and the suspected murder of Shrew!"
"Liar!" she screamed, "It's not true!"
The children couldn't believe their ears. Their own teacher a murderer?
Moolah approached me and said, "How could it be her, sir? She can't be a killer."
I knew that I'd have to tell everyone the whole story.
"It began over a year ago, " I started, "Shrew was still a student at PS 666. Somehow, someway Shrew and Ms. Crabtree met. A sexual relationship soon began. i suspect Ms. Crabtree was obsessed with her younger lover. She got him expelled from PS 666, so he would be forced to attend Benjamin Franklin. She wanted to be close to him at all times.
Then, her feelings changed. A new boy caught her eye. TheNewKid. She pursued him and eventually they became lovers. All was well, for awhile. Then TheNewKid started to feel wrong about the realtionship. He threatened to end their affair and expose everything,
Ms. Crabtree could not let that happen. If anyone found out that she was having sex with students then she'd lose her job. She had to stop him. And she did.
She killed him in cold blood. She used lollipops with razors inside as her weapon. She had used the same lollies to get Shrew expelled from PS 666. I figure Ms. Crabtree thought if Shrew was a suspect in TheNewKid's murder that it would be easier for her to control him and easier for him to keep his mouth shut, but it didn't work.
I think he threatened to go to the police, so Ms. Crabtree had to kill him, too. No body has been found, so she must have hidden it away somewhere."
Ms. Crabtree became enraged. "Don't listen to him! It's lies! All lies!"
It was then that I showed her the photographs.
"That proves nothing," she shot back. "All you have is pictures of me going into a house with TheNewKid. That doesn't make me a killer!"
Suddenly, the double doors swung open, slamming againest the wall. Little AudreyHorne came limping into the gym. She looked scared. She looked tired. She looked desperate.
"Det. Hill!" she called, then collapsed to the floor.
I ran over to her, picking her up off the floor. She threw her arms around my neck and began to sob.
"Ms.Crabtree kidnapped me!" she cried. "She held me in the boiler room. She tried to kill Blowfish. She killed TheNewKid. She killed Shrew!"
Ms. Crabtree screamed in fustration.
"Okay, I did it!" she announced, "I killed them! I killed them all!"
"Where did you hide Shrew's body?" I asked her.
Ms, Crabtree smiled and said," In the cafeteria. In the food. All of you ate him for lunch. HAHAHAH!"
What happened next was utterly unbelievable. It started with Imp. Her face grew pale. She clutched her stomach. Vomit exploded from her mouth, covering Wonderous, who was unlucky enough to be standing next to her. Not just regular vomit, either. This was some sort of super sonic, super nasty, super smelly vomit.
Wonderous then got sick and threw up on JYT. JYT couldn't handle the smell and threw up on Princess Pic. A wave of sickness and nuasia swept throught he gym. It was as if a can of Cambell's vegetable soup exploded all over the place.
It was Meep wo ho finally brought things back into focus. She had snuck behind the bleachers to make sure no one saw her vomit. It was there that she saw the bomb.
"EVERYONE STOP!" Meep shouted and everyone did. Meep had everyone's attention. "THERE IS A BOMB BEHIND THE BLEACHERS!"
Meep grabbed my hand and led me behind the bleachers. Meep was right. It was a bomb. Estimated time of explosion: 25 seconds.
I think it was SilentBob who said it best. The small, meek boy hadn't spoken a word in years, finally found his voice. It wasn't exactly the words you expected to come out of a little boy's mouth, but I think his words best summed up the situation.
After years of not speaking, Silent Bob saw the bomb and said......

"Oh fuck."

Chaos ensued. Children dashed for the exits, damn near tripping over each other. The gym was filled with the sounds of running footsteps and screaming children.... and a now very talkative Silent Bob.
"We're gonna die! Oh shit, oh shit oh shit! I'm too young to die! I don't wanna die!"
During all the comotion, Ms. Crabtree made a run for it. I chased after her, but she took off into the school. I wanted to catch her, but there was no time. I had to get the children out of the gym.
Almost everyone made it out safe. Almost everyone. It's believed that Ms. Crabtree, Clot, Tom Green and the Principal are dead. Unfortunately, all member of N'Sync survived.
And that's it. That's the tale of who killed TheNewKid.

BabaWawa had her story. This one would win her awards. She considered even writing a book. She thanked the detective, secretly wanting to kiss him too. She had a thing for tall, sexy black men named Rod. She was sick of all these tales for murder on the playground. She wanted to hear about sex on the playground.
"Det. Hill, can I tempt you with a drink?" she asked the detective, before he disappeared out of her life. "Maybe some coffee?"
Hill smiled and took Baba's hand.
"I'm always in the mood for coffee," he repiled slyly.
"Me too," Baba confessed. "I like my coffee black."
"Ok then, baby. Let's ride."
The two walked hand in hand to Hill's car, then drove off into the sunset.

FADE IN.

EXTERIOR: SWEET SUNNY ANGEL VALLEY MIDDLE SCHOOL

TITLE: SIX WEEKS LATER

(Suzanne steps off the school bus. She's looking as pretty as ever. The school yard is overpopulated with kids. Suz sees the faces of her pals from Ben Frank, mixed along with the orignal students of Sweet Sunny Angel. Suz starts walking toward the school building.)

Suzanne- (voice over) After Benjamin Franklin exploded, the school board decided to ship all ot's students over to our rival scool Sweet Sunny Valley Middle School. It's only temporary until construction is complete on the new school.

(Suz walks past Wonderous, who's in a yelling match with Waywardgirl, an original student from S.S.A.)

Suzanne- (voice over) After we arrived at Sweet Sunny Angel, things were calm for a few weeks. Now, the overpopulation has begun to take its toll on the students. The school is divided between the old kids and us. Our gangs versus theirs. Hopefully, we'll all find some peace somewhere in the middle.

(Suz walks past Titbaby, an original SSA. Tit's digging a hole in the ground. So far, she's up to her neck.)

Suzanne- (voice over) The little girl in the dirt is Titbaby. She's a bit strange. For her science project, she's seeing if she can dig a hole to China. i dunno how she got the school to allow her to dig a crator in the playground. (to Titbaby) You getting there, Tit?

Titbaby- (looks up from her work and smiles) Almost. Just several thousand miles to go!

(Suz continues walking. She passes by the swing set. The Tainted Taints are there: Axlotl, Zhora and several new members.)

Suzanne- (voice over) Yeah, that's the Taint's over there. They were kicked out of Ben Frank, but not here. Give them time though. The Taints are still bad news.

TheDeuce- (shouting) Hey, Suz! Why don't you come over here and pull my finger?

Suzanne- Why don't you stick it up your butt?

(The Taints burst into laughter. Suz continues on her way.)

Suzanne- (voice over) In some sort of strange way, I like TheDeuce better as a thug. The universe seemed unbalanced during his "phase". But like they always say, you can take the boy away from the thugs, but you can't thugs away from the boy. Besides, everyone needs an arch enemy. Tiama, however, is still in juvenile detention, serving time on drug charges.

(Suz reaches the building. She walks through the double doors and into the hallway. The hallway is bustling with children getting their books from their lockers. Suz walks past Kedra, who stares blankly into her locker.)

Suzanne- (voice over) Kedra has changed. Ever since the explosion she's been acting different. She dropped out of the Spooky 7 and has become an almost recluse. She hardly ever talks. She just stares at the walls. Something is wrong.

Interior: Classroom

(Suzanne sits at her desk, while the teacher gives the morning lecture.)

Suzanne- (voice over) Sometimes I find myself thinking about Detective Hill. I haven't sen him since after the dance. i wonder how he's doing. I bet he's off somewhere catching another bad guy. We'll meet again someday. I'm sure of it.

Ext. The Ruins Of Benjamin Franklin

(A construction crew is tearing diwn the rest of the school and leveling it for the new one.)

Suzanne- (voice over) Ms. Crabtree is believed to have died in the explosion. Although her body was never found in the remains, police did find several teeth that were later identified as being Ms. Crabtree's. Whether or not she truely died is still a mystery.

Int. Back in the Classroom

(Ms. Mosby continues her lessons. In the back of class we see Crackwhore taking notes.)

Suzanne- (voice over) Ever since Crackwhore helped the police arrest Tiama, she has been a different girl. She stopped smoking all that rock and took a bath. She no longer goes by the name Crackwhore, either. Now we just call her Whore.

Ms.Mosby- Silent Bob! There is no talking during lecture!

Silent Bob- I'm sorry, Ms. Mosby. I promise I won't talk anymore. I'll be good. You won't hear a peep out of me. I'll be as quiet as a mouse. You won't even know I'm here. I'l be like....

Ms.Mosby- Silent Bob! That is enough!

SilentBob- Sorry.

Suzanne- (voice over) Ever since Bob muttered the words "Oh fuck" he hasn't shut up. Blah, blah, blah all day long. I think he should change his name to Can'tShutTheHellUpBob.

(Blowfish sits in the desk next to Suz. He passes her anote. Suz opens it. It reads: I love you.   Suz smiles.)

Suzanne- (voice over) Blowfish is wonderful. We've been dating exclusively since the dance. He can walk now. He's better than ever. I think I love him too.

(On the other side of Suz sits an empty desk. Suz looks at it worriedly.)

Suzanne- (voice over) Audrey missed school again today. She used to have perfect attendence, but ever since we transferred schools, she's been acting funny. She says she thinks the new school is haunted. I know I should believe her. Most of her predictions have come true in the past, but ghouls and ghosts are a little out there.
(Camera moves back to Suzanne)

Suzanne- (voice over) And me? Well, I've managed to maintain my rank and popularity at the new school. Elections for class president are soon. I'm thinking of running, but I dunno. I'm still the leader of the Girl Gang. We have some new members, too. We're gonna rule this school. Sometimes I miss Benjamin Franklin. I miss the hallways and our awesome playground. i miss the teachers and the staff. I miss the bus driver. But most of all, I think I miss TheNewKid the most. We were never friends, but he changed my life and the lives of all my friends. His death tore our school apart, but it also helped keep us together. If it wasn't for TheNewKid, I porbably wouldn't be with Blowfish right now. Crackwhore would still be smoking that rock. And Ms. Crabtree might still be molesting students. His death was not in vain. We miss you, NewKid.

Fade out.

Int. AudreyHorne's bedroom - Night

(Audrey is asleep in bed. She 's tossing and turning. She's having a vision. We zoom in and go inside Audrey's head and into her dream. She's at Sweet Sunny Angel, on the playground. She sits on a swing. TheNewKid sits next to her.)

TheNewKid- Audrey, I have something to tell you.

Audrey- What is it? What's so important that you came back to tell me?

TheNewKid- You're in danger. Terrible danger. The whole school is in danger. You must stay away from Sweet Sunny Angel.

Audrey- Why? Is it haunted?

TheNewKid- Yes, but not by ghosts.

Audrey- By what then?

TheNewKid- I cannot say. I can, however, tell you this: What goes down, must come up.

Audrey- What goes down must come up? What does that mean? What are you trying to tell me?

TheNewKid- Someone else is going to die. Very soon.

Audrey- Who? You must tell me!

(Suddenly, TheNewKid disappears. Audrey stands up, scanning the playground for him. He is gone.)

Female Voice- Audrey! Hey Audrey! Over here!

(Audrey spins around. It's Suzanne. She's walking toward her.)

Audrey- Suz! What are you doing here?

Suzanne- Well, I.....

(From here on out, everything happens so fast. In the corner of her eye, Audrey sees someone running toward Suzanne. Audrey turns her head. It is Shrew. He is running straight for Suz. He carries a large butcher knife.)

Audrey- Suzanne!! Look out!

(Shrews hacks away at Suzanne's chest. Suz screams, falling to the ground. Shrew jumps on top of her and begins to chop away.)

Audrey- NO! NOT SUZANNE! PLEASE!!!

Shrew- (while chooping at Suz) Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy now, bitch?

Audrey- Stop it, Shrew! You're killing her! Stop it!

(Then, just like TheNewKid, Shrew vanishes. Audrey rushes over to Suzanne)

Audrey- Please don't die, Suz. You can't die. Not you. Not you!

(Suddenly, a blinding white light shines down from the sky, engulfing Audrey and Suz in it's intense brightness. Audrey shields her eyes. She looks up, trying to see the source of the light.)

Audrey- Oh.. my... God. What is that!

(Audrey squints her eyes tight, but still cannot see anything above. The light seems to be getting brighter. Then, up in the sky, in the light, Audrey sees THE FACE. It is a man's face. A powerful, yet frightening face, but hard to see throught he blinding light. It is not the face of God. THE FACE IS SOMETHING ELSE.)

Audrey- What is that thing? What the hell is that!

THE FACE- (big booming voice) WORSHIP THEM!

(THE FACE disappears. The light fades away. It begins to rain. Audrey looks down at Suz. She is dead. On the ground, Audrey sees several pools of blood. At first, Audrey hardly notices, thinking it Suz's blood. But then she notices the entire playground is covered with blood.)

Audrey- ( to herself) This isn't Suz's blood. (looks up at the sky. The clouds are dark red.) It's raining blood! It's rainig blood!

(Audrey screams in terror.)

Int. Audrey's bedroom

(Audrey bolts awke from her dream, still screaming. Audrey's mother rushes in and tries to calm her down.)

Audrey- (hysterical) They're coming! They're coming! They're coming!

Fade out.

     THE END