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Ext.: Outside the school - afternoon.

     (Det. Hill sits outside in his car. The school bell rings and all the children come rushing out the front doors of the school. Hill's cell phone rings.)

Hill- (answering the phone) Detective Hill here.

Man's Voice- Det. Hill? This is Dr. Johnson. Blowfish's doctor.

Hill- Yes. What can I do for you, doctor?

Dr.Johnson- I hear that there's a big dance going on at the school tonight.

Hill- That's correct.

Dr.Johnson- Well, I was thinking... Maybe some social interaction with some of his friends would help bring Blowfish out of his catatonic state.

Hill- Huh?

Dr.Johnson- I was wondering if you'd be kind enough to take Blowfish to the dance tonight. He'd be in a wheelchair, of course. I'd take him, but the hospital might frown upon the idea of me leaving the premises with a patient. However, you being an officer of the law....

Hill- I get the idea. I'd be glad to take him to the dance.

Dr.Johnson- Thank you, Det.Hill. I bet this will do wonders for Blowfish.

Hill- I'm on my way, doc.

(Hill hangs up the phone and heads for the hospital.)

Int.: The Tainted Taint's clubhouse - late afternoon

     (Axlotl, Tom Green, and Zhora are chilling in some bean bags. They are all coked out of their minds. A baggie of coke, a razor, and several lines are laid out on the table in front of them. Empty beer cans litter the floor. The boys are passing a blunt.)

Axlotl- Our new gang rocks

TomGreen- You're telling me. (giggles) I can't feel my face.

Ax- I can't feel mine either.

Zhora- I wish we could go to the dance tonight.

Tom- Me too.

Ax- Listen to you wussies. It's only a school dance.

Tom- Yeah, but there's going to be some hot bitches there.

Zhora- Major hunnies. Big, big boobies in tight dresses. High heels. Yummy. Too bad we can't go.

Ax- Who said we can't?

Tom- Duh! The principal, for one. We're expelled. Remember?

Ax- We can go if we want to.

Tom- How? They'd kick us out the minute they spotted us.

Ax- Not if we went in disguise.

      (Tom and Zhora look at each other and smile.)

Zhora- Keep talking.

Ax- N"SYNC is going to be there. What if another boy band showed up and the dance too?

Tom- Like who?

Ax- Hanson! The three of us will put on wigs and dress up like Hanson! No one will recognize us.

Zhora- I'm in. This sounds cool.

Tom- I'm in, too.

Ax- Ok, guys, listen up. This is what we'll do.........

Ext.: The Gym - night

     (The big dance has begun. All the sissies are dressed tot he nines. JYT and PrincessPic step out of their limo.)

JYT- Hello, everyone. The sexy bitches have arrived. (Kisses Princess on the cheek) My Princess, being the sexiest.

PrincessPic- Oh baby, you rock my world.

      (Up on the roof of the gym, DawnWiener, Beef, GinaMae, Colinina, Ix, and Lynn917 throw water balloons at the children down below. Beef pitches one down, soaking Willameena and his date Moolah.)

Will- You bastards!! Come down and I'll kick your ass!

Moolah- (crying) My Dress!!! My dress is ruined!

Dawn- It was an ugly dress anyway!

Moolah- You bitch!

     (Willameena and Moolah rush in to the gym. Inside, N'SYNC are on stage singing "Bye Bye Bye" MaryJane and Geena are on the dance floor, bumping and grinding. Over at the punch bowl, Merytle and Bleu Limburg are spiking the punch with vodka.... and ecstasy.)

Merytle- This will get the dance going!

Bleu- Let the orgy begin!!

      (All the bleachers in the gym had been pushed in to the walls, to allow for more room in the gym. Behind these bleachers, and out of sight from everyone, is Clot. He tapes the bomb to the wall. A red digital screen on the bombs reads 25:00 minutes. Clot pushes the start button. the countdown begins. 24:59, 24:58, 24:57... Clot peers around the corner of the bleachers. The gym is now filled with children.)

Clot- (thinking) How the hell am I going to get out of here.

     (Clot turns his head. Over to his right, he spots a door.)

Clot- (thinking aloud) I think that will take me to the shower room. I can sneak out from there.

     (Clots waits til he sees a opening and then dashes for the door. He manages to get inside and shut the down behind him without being seen. However, he's not in the shower room. He's in a broom closet.)

Clot- Shit! Great. Now I'm trapped.