This guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,

"Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once!!! I need something to keep me horny and potent!!!"

The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a bottle of "Viagra" and says,

"Here, if you take these, you'll go NUTS for 12 hours!!!"

The guy says, "Gimme 3 boxes!!!"

The next day, the same guy walks into the pharmacy and right up to the same pharmacist then pulls down his pants.

The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man's penis is black and blue and the foreskin is hanging over the end by 4 inches.

The man says, "Gimme a tube of "Deep Heat."

The pharmacist replies, "Deep Heat?!?!?! You're not going to put the Deep Heat on that are you?"

The guy says, "No, it's for my wrists, the girls never showed up."