At the sight, Adam did stare, There was Eve's treasure, All covered with hair.
And wonder came, Under Eve's eyes, As Adam's thing, Started to rise.
They found a spot, That suited them best, A nice big tree, Where they began to rest.
The joy was good, She wouldn't let loose, Until Adam's thing, Was all out of juice.
Then down through the years, People did screw, And now it is time, For me and you.
So pull down your pants,
And lay in the grass,
Cause I'm in the mood,
For a piece of that ASS!